Cringe Factor
0-5: A beautifully rendered story >> A painfully clichéd embarrassment.
Is it Hot in Here?
0-5: My goldfish is sexier than this >> Leg-crossingly sexy. Phew.
For the Love of Feminism!
0-5: A shame on womankind >> Hurrah! Strong, real lady-behaviour.
Overall Tasty Goodness
0-5: Better off reading a cereal packet >> Deliciously brilliant read.
